Completely ruining Up Our Lives, Guys
Completely ruining Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're absolutely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We drink too much. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're lost.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind here of shit that gets your blood pumping. No time for wimps here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every inch of the action.
- Dump that boring stuff you’ve been seeing.
- This where the real pleasure is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, screaming night.
You're not demanding. We’re just telling you the deal.
dudes: Dude Nail Me Fucking Tonight
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Screw around with Chat, just Make love to me already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Man up, I know you want to.
Help! This Bunch of Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- Maybe I Should Call the Police.
- Dude, Please| This is getting Out of Hand.
Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Go About My Day in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Guys Get Straight up Wild
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta get wasted and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will make you lose your mind.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.